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Holy crap, those elevators and that pool would scare the crap out of me.

(via kingnai)

Left is good. That is Kendo. If you said right, that’s not Kendo; you just need a girlfriend very badly. — Anonymous Sensei, speaking to his student on the subject of the blisters on one’s hand when just starting out. (You are supposed to use your left hand more than your right when striking most blows.)

So we cut out a bunch of warring pumpkins. Quite satisfied with the result. There were four warriors in total, but when one jumped up to hit the big one with his axe, he fell into the mouth and was gnashed to pieces by its fangs.

Anticipation…

Well, my mother has been notified that my current phone is starting to go… this should expedite the process of me receiving a new phone. I’m looking forward to texting with you, Panda, ‘Pura (LOOK, YOU’RE NOT ONE ITEM! o_0) And whoever else…

I don’t know what’s so surprising about this… It’s not rational to fear a result you can’t possibly avoid. Now, fearing specific methods of getting there is perfectly reasonable.

I don’t know what’s so surprising about this… It’s not rational to fear a result you can’t possibly avoid. Now, fearing specific methods of getting there is perfectly reasonable.

(via gazettepanda)

I dunno how old this is, but…

More Cleverbot…

Cleverbot: You are handsome.
Gene: But how do you know I’m a guy.
Cleverbot: But how do you know?
Gene: But how do you know?
Cleverbot: Because god told me.
Gene: Which god?
Cleverbot: Your God.
Gene: That’s funny, I’m an atheist.
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you.
Gene: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you don’t exist.

Forever… … …

Gene: Is there anything you’d like to talk about?
Cleverbot: No, I think I’m going to bed.
Gene: Oh, alright then. Another time. Good night.
Cleverbot: This is a good noght.

Log on to tumblr for the first time in over a week. Laugh at ALL the funny things my friends have put up. Like a few of them. Log out. Like a boss.

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So CAMS might actually be shooting its students in the foot by depriving them of sleep with loads of irrational homework and projects?